To be fair, one of them was a penalty but the other two were pretty neat finishes, although it wasn’t enough for his second new side since leaving east London as they were sent packing 6-3 on aggregate.
There’s not much much point getting excited about Calleri somehow coming of age and the possibility of re-signing him though as the strikes were the Argentine’s first since early January and before that he was without a goal since September.
Surely has to be one of our worst signings ever?
Of course Calleri starts banging in hat tricks in Europe, one of the worst players I’ve ever seen in a West Ham shirt
— Dom ⚒ (@DOWHU_1995) February 27, 2020
Amazing…Calleri couldnt hit a cow’s backside with a banjo at @WestHam yet gets a hat-trick tonight as wins Espanyol beat @Wolves 3-2 on the night, but @Wolves progress to the last 16 6-3 on aggregate.
— Ian Abrahams (Moose) (@BroadcastMoose) February 27, 2020
Jonathan calleri has just scored a hat trick against wolves. He scored one goal for West Ham.. guess who against 🙄😂
— Thomas Cronin (@thomascronin_) February 27, 2020
Calleri getting a European hat-trick whilst we have the laziest, most useless strikers is another piece of pure West Ham ⚒
— Daryl Lewis (@darylwhu) February 27, 2020
More goals today than in his last 23 games lol
— Jack Dooley (@jackdooley1999) February 27, 2020
We seem to make players worse
— GameRiot (@GameRiotArmy) February 27, 2020
Tbf, it’s just a random good performance. 2 goals in 23 matches this season before today.
— Chris Burrell (@deanashtonsfoot) February 27, 2020
He wasn’t that bad, he just didn’t finish. But he got into position. He just needed a goal or two to boost his confidence
— Andy57Murton (@Andy57M) February 27, 2020
Remember when he was through on goal against Bournemouth at home.. shocker of a finish
— Greg hobbs (@GH90whu) February 28, 2020
He was pretty awful but doesn’t rank anywhere near the elites on the large list of former West Ham dreadful players
— Jazza (@JazzaJazammer) February 27, 2020