Peter Crouch
Crouch would be a short-term fix but arguably a pretty decent one. He’d be much less money to buy than the aforementioned Mandzukic yet he’d still offer a good goal threat and also offers a pretty decent scoring record in the Premier League. The tall striker just wants to be playing in his final stages of his career and isn’t getting to at Stoke. If West Ham made a bid, then, he’d surely jump at the opportunity.