He’s compiling a 23-man squad of the most terrible stars from their reign so far, but before you see the Twitter suggestions for the depressing side, we thought we would have a go at making one ourselves – this should be fun.
So assuming that we’re going for a fairly regular dynamic here, three goalkeepers, seven defenders, six midfielders and seven attackers, here we go:
We’re a bit spoilt for choice with shot-stoppers but let’s go with Roberto, David Martin (sorry big Dave) and Stephen Henderson and add Roger Johnson, Alou Diarra, Emanuel Pogatetz, Doneil Henry, Alvaro Arbeloa, Patrice Evra, and Pablo Armero.
For the midfield, we’ll have David Bentley, Matthew Taylor, Jack Wilshere, Pablo Barrera, Carlos Sanchez and Havard Nordtveit.
— DD (@Hyper647580) March 25, 2020
Roberto better be in there
— cotdabossv2(baggedat500) (@UnitedConnor) March 25, 2020
Arthur – diabolical player
— Dan (@ComSenseParty) March 25, 2020
— Paul Nagle (@PCNagle1975) March 25, 2020
— Andy norris (@Andynor18525970) March 25, 2020
— William Holmes 🇬🇧🇦🇺 (@William_SHolmes) March 25, 2020
— mauro ⚒ micuccio (@MMicuccio) March 25, 2020
— Jarvo (@ajarv19) March 25, 2020
Zaza, without a shadow of doubt!
— LP Collings (@baracca47) March 25, 2020
— ian ford (@IanEenyford) March 25, 2020