Rumour Mill gone mad!

Yet again we are linked with a set of players that we won’t sign and can’t afford to sign, constantly papers look at us and go ooh nothing is going on there, right who can we link them too?

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Well Mourinho said Kaka could leave Madrid if he wished so West Ham must be looking at him, oh what’s that? AC Milan want him I’m sure West Ham can beat a little club like them to his signature!

Now who else could west ham buy hmmmmm BERBATOV yes lets stick that in an article because that’s believable! Right now we have two stories that will happen can we create a third to complete the trilogy entitled Lord of the unbelievable transfers: At wits end!

Ahh the perfect end to an epic trilogy of lies West Ham will pay Carroll £36 million in wages, riiiiiiiight……..

 

I heard rumours that the Sun are going to run a story tomorrow with the headline-

HAMMERS MAKE SENSATIONAL TOTALLY BELIEVABLE SWOOP FOR MADRID STARS

The story of course will focus on how we are aiming to secure the services of Karim Benzema and Cristiano Ronaldo!

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If we bought all the players we are linked with we would have the largest squad in the world but would be winning the league year in year out with no competition its a good job with we have multi billionaire owners to pay for all this!